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I cheated on my wife with a 13 year old so he beat me, raped me, then put my dick in a blender and fucked my wife as I watched

shaylie ur not alone. i was sexually assulted too and it sucks but its the world. next time u see hi punch hi in the face. he deserves it

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more

I planned a romantic dinner with the Stigg but he hasn't responded... why must I be tortured this way *sigh*

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

bruh Shaily or whatever i hate royal as much as possible but really dating some mf on a joke site when he's 2 years older than you like Bruh royal don't be prepressed to do so ether

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.

shaylie hami21 hours ago in Community lets get 100 comments on this

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Comments (4) Royal 17 hours ago Bro shut the fuck up no one cares that you have daddy issues go cry in your corner.

Royal 17 hours ago Let's get 100 comments wooo!

The Stigg 15 minutes ago LMAo

shaylie hami less than a minute ago he wasnt talking to me

He is so HOT! Seriously look at the guy, those abs and that face damn, I just FUCK him...so hot!

i declare war in the stig who ever wants to join me can its time to stop his Fucking shit he os she is a drama queen

I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

i was playing baseball with an orphan,he hit a homer, i said run home. we lost :)

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more