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R.I.P XXXTentacion ๐Ÿ’” ik he died a while back, but i feel i need to appreciate him and mourn the loss of mine, and many others fav rapper.

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently servesโ€ฆ Read more

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what youโ€™re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heโ€™s supposed to be a hero? And I canโ€™t even tell you how many damn times Iโ€™ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

GENESIS 10 The Table of Nations 1This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noahโ€™s sons, who themselves had sons after the flood. The Japhethites 2The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras. 3The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah. 4The sons of Javan: Elishah, Tarshish, the Kittites and the Rodanites. 5(From these the maritime peoples spread out into their territories by thโ€ฆ Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And Sโ€ฆ Read more

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. โ€ฆ Read more

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man

Guys, Ashtonโ€™s just trying to stir up some nonsense donโ€™t listen to him. He is obviously joking because he said like 100 times that he was going to leave and he still stayed

C A S you are beautiful, you should NOT listen to Josh, he is a sad drug-addicticed bitch that doesn't have friends, but YOU have friends, right here on this website.

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

USERS OF WORST JOKES EVER!!! I have a very pleasant announcement to make! Myself and Dagger, in honor of his helpfulness and Chad Energy, have crownedใ€Š rmk ใ€‹the third Chad King of WJE. Treat him just as you would Dagger and myself. He will be aiding us in spreading Chadness all throughout the site, so be sure to congratulate him for his new title.

Guys, there is an impostor trying to be me. He has the wrong font, though. So please igonre him if says something bad and tries to blame me.

Guys, thereโ€™s a fake Dagger on here doing stupid crap. Heโ€™s got a า‰ in his name, so that stands out a lot. The real Dagger is in the comments, just ignore the idiot faker for now.