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TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.

Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

I DID NOT FAKE SHIT I LEFT BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY MAWMAW AND I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHO EVER SAID THAT IS A FUCKING LIE I SWEAR.

Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️

Anyone else wanna cry but can't bc someone will see them and ask what's wrong and you'll cry even worse and when you tell them you have to make an excuse only bc your crying for no reason?

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

We fuckin' hillbillies have to suffer here in the bayou living with gators and mosquitos the size of small birds, meanwhile you northerners bitch about coronavirus... oooh so scary... shut the hell up.

GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

Matt, could I have mod on this account? It’s annoying to have to go on my computer every time some anon says bs on here. Thanks.

Goodnight yall i have to go to bed and jas plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz wait longer or just dont do it they all need you i need you..

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

OMG I GOT REJECTED (and it totally wasnt 22 days ago and im just messing around) NOW I HAVE TO BE EMO. WAHAHAHA, IM GONNA DYE MY HAIR

If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?

Hey, guys ima keep this short and sweet. So ik a lot of you might not care but I think it's time for me to leave this site. I might check up on it now, but I won't be talking/posting on this site anymore. I will be on for a little bit if you guys have any questions and ill try and answer them as best as I can but other than that I hope you guys have an excellent rest of your day/night one thing I have to say before I go is that. "We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one." -Tom Hiddleston

guys i wont be on for a while im in school my Chromebook died so i might have to get a loaner