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I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Look in comments it goes hard
spicy honey goes hard on pizza
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
yallz fighting and all. :'( i hope everything goes well with you people
pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack
Hey Dreamblue, sorry I wasn’t on when you announced you were leaving, I’m sad to see you go. But I get why you’re leaving. Hope everything goes well for ya man, Godspeed.
This post goes to the people who keep making posts on the german site asking if we like Hitler. Please stop doing this! It is just annoying! Just because we are german does NOT mean we like Hitler!
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more
Okay people who I’m gone for a few months and everyone goes insane like wtf has gone around in peoples heads!
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
yall my brothers a lil uhmm- he just randomly said "It's such a shame when a knife goes to waste" and yesterday while doing dishes he was like messing with a knife and was saying "The ones at moms are better" he said "I like measuring the weight on the handle and the size of the blade" I've taught him well (:
YO BITCHES ME AND TERRORIST GOT IN TROUBLE BC A FATASS CALLED TERRORIST A ACTUAL TERRORIST (the bitch is muslim) AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL CALLED US INTO HER OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT IT AND SHIT. AND THEN. BITCH AND THEN. SHE GOES "terrorism is something cultural" CULTURAL? WHAT?
Guy Fact #7: *Man goes out for a run* Man: "If I don't reach that post before that car, I'm gonna die."
Same goes for credit card into and stuff also block me that's funny
I won’t be posting on Christmas so I can’t post this, but here it goes!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! 🎄🎅
oh okay I was reading through some of these comments and let me get this straight kay like dagger and dagger likes kay and liz is some random girl and ashton is a guy that goes after younger girls so ashton is a pedo right
SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more
Life goes on and on
A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?