dont dont even say anything, i am going to pass out and then die, rebirth, then die again and come back as a fucking snail
I LOVE MEGAVERSE JEDNIFJHJIFEIKD
Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.
And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.
Half of my heart is in your chest I'm not a mama's boy I'd go see Italy I'd go see Tuscany If you could come with me
Is it just me that when my computer battery is at 6% it's fine, BUT WHEN THE MF HITS 5% I NEED TO FIND A FREAKING CHARGER OR ALL HELL GOING TO BREAK LOOSE
HELP WHY IS TIKTOK BETTER THAN INSTA
IM BOUT TO GO ON STAGE
Yo guys who has insta and wants to go off on a pedo
Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more
HUSKY LETS GO CAUSE IF U WANNA BE MESSY SO BAD THEN WATCH ME MAKE A MESS OF U
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more
Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more
guys i have a diwali party and i don’t wanna go but they have food so
Let's go got my mom to agree to let me stay at my grandparents for a month after we go there for Christmas
pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack
well the next few months are going to be a living hell
Everyone, @joe and the hoe got to go is Ashton Parkes. He’s rejoining the site and wants to start doing better, so please treat him as you would any other member. If anything happens, message me directly rather than escalating thing on the site, and I will handle it.
ima be honest, sleep is overrated. How long do y'all think I can go without it?
I hate you jake you piece of shit. Looks like i'm going to have to squirt all over your face. also fuck u ag3.0
Hello? How’s it going
I’M GONNA GO BEAT HER AT BADMINTON WISH ME LUCK
At lunch he made my thoughts go like "aregaerG" and I started stuttering and 4iurbgreiubgearigbaerlgjbergergaergaerg