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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night

marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!

by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets

Happy new Year from Germany 🇩🇪! 🎆 (We live in the future lol)

I wish you everything good, good Luck, and good health for 2023.

I hope this year gets everything worse to the better.

🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

⭐️ 🎆 🎇 🌟 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

the whole ashton exposeing

Kai :) 22 hours ago what

Ashton Parkes ツ 22 hours ago nothing

Kai :) 22 hours ago then why say anything.

🦄 Entity 16 hours ago Nothingness

Malia Mills 15 hours ago Hi guys

Ashton Parkes ツ 12 hours ago hey just woke up

Malia Mills 11 hours ago oh okay good morning Ashton!!

Ashton Parkes ツ 11 hours ago good morning i slept in i was up till 5 am

Malia Mills 11 hours ago Woah, well i … Read more

ITS EITHER FRUIT OR JAKE I CANT REMEMBER, BUT- WE WERE PLAYING FORTNITE TOGETHER IN A LOBBY WITH A BUNCH OF UR FRIENDS IG, AND I KEPT GETTING KICKED OUT, I COULDNT TELL U IT WUZ ME, BC MY MIC ISNT WORKing FOr SOME UNGoDly ReASon- im cassnova32 btw

What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.

Conversion with younger me ( 6 year old vs 14 year old )

6 year old me: " Do I like to play with lego " 14 year old me: " yes I love to build legos ". 6 year old me " Do I still love Rudolph the red nose rein-deer ". : 14 year old me: " Love it still that movie never gets old ". 6 year old me " Do u still play with barbie dolls " 14 year old me: " No not no more ;-; " 6 year old me: " Do you still have blueberry your blue pitbull " 14 year old me: " No she died last week after we got our new puppy ".

This is the end of part 1 let me know if you want me to do a part 2. Comment below please :D

oh okay I was reading through some of these comments and let me get this straight kay like dagger and dagger likes kay and liz is some random girl and ashton is a guy that goes after younger girls so ashton is a pedo right

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

im sorry guys im going to be offline for awhile..ill explain when i get back ask me questions if you want bye ill miss yall