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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

Leon you queer motherfucker if you see this you finally figured out how to get to community

I noticed my past post “ Noticed everybody is doing face reveals I’ll do one if this gets 15 likes “ only got 8 likes but I’ll do it anyway I just wanted to see how fast it would take to get 15. So if you are interested I will do it later tonight in the meme section and in the comments of this post

If you want my face reveal, then like my other post talking about my face reveal if it doesn’t get to 15 likes I won’t do it until a further point in the future

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!

by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets

Happy new Year from Germany 🇩🇪! 🎆 (We live in the future lol)

I wish you everything good, good Luck, and good health for 2023.

I hope this year gets everything worse to the better.

🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

⭐️ 🎆 🎇 🌟 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

ITS EITHER FRUIT OR JAKE I CANT REMEMBER, BUT- WE WERE PLAYING FORTNITE TOGETHER IN A LOBBY WITH A BUNCH OF UR FRIENDS IG, AND I KEPT GETTING KICKED OUT, I COULDNT TELL U IT WUZ ME, BC MY MIC ISNT WORKing FOr SOME UNGoDly ReASon- im cassnova32 btw

Conversion with younger me ( 6 year old vs 14 year old )

6 year old me: " Do I like to play with lego " 14 year old me: " yes I love to build legos ". 6 year old me " Do I still love Rudolph the red nose rein-deer ". : 14 year old me: " Love it still that movie never gets old ". 6 year old me " Do u still play with barbie dolls " 14 year old me: " No not no more ;-; " 6 year old me: " Do you still have blueberry your blue pitbull " 14 year old me: " No she died last week after we got our new puppy ".

This is the end of part 1 let me know if you want me to do a part 2. Comment below please :D

What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.