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Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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Me: Yo I just stopped a kid from getting kidnapped. My friend: Wait how?!? Me: Self control.

Yes I know that this is a joke but I feel like everyone is on the community part of this website soooo yeah.

for the love of god, stop posting your sob stories on WJE. If you need help, get professional help from a therapist or talk to family or friends FACE TO FACE! stop seeking guidance on a joking website with retarded 12 year olds!

Hello friends I think i am trans and need some helping coming up with some cool guy names! If you have any ideas let me know! <3

dose anyone else threaten their friends with spamming the chat or is that just a me thing

im pissed im on my friend's google account because they messed up mine cant log back in to mine

is it just me or whenever you look up "sad pfp" to send to your friends for chuckles, It comes up with just a bunch of anime, google is fucked up. not everything is about anime lol

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

i wanted to annoy my friends so i sent them all this こんにちは、ただあなたを困らせたかったので、これを日本語で送ります,지금은 한국이니까 왜 안되겠어... 내가 중국어로 바꾸는 걸 봐봐 하하하하하하. 난 그냥 한국어로 하 보이는 방식이 좋아 他他他是他,他他他他他是他,那看起来很脆,我喜欢它。爱你。 (像个姐姐)∩__∩哈哈 love ya... :)

My fucking social studies teacher said I was cheating on my work and I swear to god if he says "Your answers were the exact same as your friends" I am going to scream at the top of my lungs "WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER AND TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT WE THINK THE FUCKING ANSWERS ARE AND WE AGREED ON THE FUCKING ANSWERS WE GOT SO DEAL WITH IT." I won't say fucking and shit but I will yell all of that shit.

Ethan, I read my post I never said I hated you or that you were a bad friend but now you're kinda toxic how u didn't care(lol rip plans) but I was told you were telling people I was sending you "special pictures" on snap when I did not so you have no reason to be rude to me when I wasn't to you just said not to talk to me.

If anybody has a problem with me, state them in the comments. That way I can deal with you personally so you can stop talking shit about me behind my back. That is if you really do have a problem with me. Otherwise, your good friend Chxl is lying and that people hate me.

Can anyone tell me how to properly set my broken finger back in place? One of my friends tried snapping it back last night while I was playing rugby and he just made it worse and idk what to do.

I'm going to the doctors in 2-3 days but it still hurts like hell. What do I do until than? D:

My friend had never listened to iron man by black sabbath so I told him to listen to it then before the video was even halfway he started making racist lyrics