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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

from the pen to king to screen tthats my ring drama when I king I belive I see it my hart I fly through star and reach cloud

Im so sorry for what happend to ethan, i never knew him but i wish his friends and family the best.

Rest in peace

Fly high Ethan🕊️

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

Hello, welcome to Demon Airlines today we are going to be flying to hell so please take a seat and enjoy as this Wonder website dies and we go along with it! 💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺 We will be flying like it was stolen

What if when Gandalf said “Flee you fools” in the fellowship at the bridge of Khazad Dûm in Moria he actually meant “Fly you fools” so they shall use the great eagles to get to Mordor?

hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.

MY TURN. I might be leaving for the summer and not being on as much because I’m flying back to California to hang out with my dad. I love you guys so so much! And I’ll be back soon, probably I’ll come on often throughout my stay there but I’m not sure, I’ll keep you guys updated with anything. All of you bring me so much joy and it’s always so fun to hang out with you guys here. Imma miss you soso much, be safe. <3

MADI MY SWEET MADI. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY POOKIES <3333, I wont be on to say happy birthday since it will be summer break by then. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU... for always being there for me through out the times I really needed you your a great person I enjoyed being your friend for almost 2 years its crazy how time flys by BUT ENOUGH WITH THE EMOTIONAL STUFF!!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday and I hope you live it up Gilry!!! I LOVE YOU MADIIII. -Kayla <3

You’re all pathetic. Even if there was a slight chance Cosmo is just a retarded troll, he was still harassing underage girls. The fact that the moderators didn’t do jack shit shows how degenerate this website has become. I am severely disappointed in you, Jake. Matt, I’m not even gonna mention you, as you don’t give a flying shit. Continue to accept faggots, retards, and pedophiles on here and see what happens.

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more