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bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

The first riddle is:

What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?

Y'all and Kayla if you do decide to read this and just know what i'm saying is true if you believe it or not. Kayla i'm sorry I broke your heart I was just jealous of you at first but then I changed and when you parents died you were all up on me and I hated that I'm sorry I stole your boyfriend to please forgive me you gone though enougb eith me for the past year

Good Afternoon fellow visitors of this post! Now I want everyone to tell me HOW HAS UR DAY BEEN- FIRST ONE TO RESPOND GETS A COOKIE!

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sevโ€ฆ Read more

Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this

@Entity, Wenn Sie dies lesen, mรถchte ich sagen, dass es mir leid tut, wie ich Sie zuvor behandelt habe. Ich verstehe, dass ich ein wenig รผberreagiert habe, und es tut mir leid, Sie mรผssen mir nicht vergeben, und ich wรผrde es vollkommen verstehen, wenn Sie es tun 't.

@Dagger, if your reading this, you need to stop! I thought you were a friendly person at first, but then I saw the different side of you, the side of someone that everyone hates. So please, just stop.

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go batโ€ฆ Read more

NEW FREESTYLE COMING OUT TOMMOROW. DISS ON EVERYONE WHO DISLIKE MY FIRST FREESTYLE. DO NOT MISS IT

GUYS CHECK OUT MY FREESTYLE ITS IN FIRST PAGE OF JOKES AND I WILL LINK IT IN COMENTS

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

So today something fucked up happened and I'm still trying to process what the hell happened in the first place, it was all a flash. Comment for more details

If Ur royal u know the the name of the first person you talked to on this site

The best person in your life is the one who comes to your mind first after reading this sentence.

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't treaโ€ฆ Read more