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Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this

@Entity, Wenn Sie dies lesen, möchte ich sagen, dass es mir leid tut, wie ich Sie zuvor behandelt habe. Ich verstehe, dass ich ein wenig überreagiert habe, und es tut mir leid, Sie müssen mir nicht vergeben, und ich würde es vollkommen verstehen, wenn Sie es tun 't.

@Dagger, if your reading this, you need to stop! I thought you were a friendly person at first, but then I saw the different side of you, the side of someone that everyone hates. So please, just stop.

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

NEW FREESTYLE COMING OUT TOMMOROW. DISS ON EVERYONE WHO DISLIKE MY FIRST FREESTYLE. DO NOT MISS IT

GUYS CHECK OUT MY FREESTYLE ITS IN FIRST PAGE OF JOKES AND I WILL LINK IT IN COMENTS

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

So today something fucked up happened and I'm still trying to process what the hell happened in the first place, it was all a flash. Comment for more details

If Ur royal u know the the name of the first person you talked to on this site

The best person in your life is the one who comes to your mind first after reading this sentence.

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.

Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate

ow.. well my girlfriend just broke up with me yesterday..found out she didnt like me in the first place after 7 months, thats a kick in the damn nuts..