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Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

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Should I write a story bout the work journal of a mental asylum doctors with everything that happens with her 7 insane clients?

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Jassy, i dont know if you'll see this, or if you really left forever. I am so so so so so so so so so sorry for the shit i said. i would do anything, fucking anything to take it back. I missed you so much, you come into my head a lot because i hated losing you. I really hope your life is going well, i really hope everything is working out for you aswell. i really miss you. If you dont want to, thats okay, but would ya please come back? i hated losing my best freind. If you dont, ill miss you.

Hello all of WJE most of you may know me but I’m for you people who don’t I am Jassy I left because I did some fucked up shit and I feel bad about it and I just wanted to come on here and say sorry to all the people I have wronged. Charlie I am so sorry for lying to you I was not in the right state of mind at that time and I know you are probably still mad at me and i understand. Amy I am sorry for bullying you about… Read more

If you forget me Poem: I want you to know one thing.

You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me.

Well, now, if little by lit… Read more

ELI IM SO SORRY I LIKE FELT LIGHT HEADED ND EVERYTHIGN WENT BLURRY THEN I WOKE UP W/ U GONE I THINK I PASSED OUT IM SO SO SORRY

Rylee and Toast, I'm sorry for the way people are reacting to everything. Rylee you deserve better than what they are saying. Toast is very happy, I'm happy for you two.

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OKAY SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIGHTING LET ME CLEAR THINGS UP. I DID NOT CHOOSE ALL THE CANDIDATES. I HAD EACH MODERATOR CHOOSE ONE BECAUSE I TRUSTED THEIR ABILITY TO NOMINATE SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE SITE. QUIT BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING. SINCE ITS APPARENTLY “SOOO RIGGED,” HERE ARE YOUR TWO OPTIONS:

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

Opal... I'm sorry for everything but... I just want us to get along but you don't soo... I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of people hating me when i come onlne so i'm leaving Goodbye bitches, see u in another life...

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Hi guys,

I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.

It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more

i know everyone and everything about the website. Ask me anything. I can tell you about alt accounts, or the truth about events on WJE

The truth is here. Dare to ask questions, and I will answer them all. I know the truth about everything. Regardless of WJE or here. Please, do not accuse people of being someone they're not, because the odds that they actually are that person is low, and also people do not ask me innapropriate or absurd questions! Thanks!

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more