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Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

Honestly I get pissed almost every time I get on this site, so once Eli is ungrounded or I can talk to him not through here I'm takin a break for a week then I'll be on less. unless the feeling improves then I'll js, scratch this post.

I LOVE YOU SAH I LOVE YOU AMY I LOVE YOU MALL I LOVE YU MADI I LOVE YOU JAS WADE I H8 U HALF THE TIME BUT UR CHILL TOAST IM PROUD OF YOU SAH IM PROUD OF YOU Amy I'm proud of you for watching everyone have what you want and trying your best to be happy, I'm proud of you for still being here, I'm proud of you for still surviving, I'm proud of you for waking up every morning, I'm proud of you for every meal you eat, I'm proud of you for not giving up. <3

....help I'm in the car with my father and he keeps sharpening his knife at every red light

IN YOUTH'S TENDER BLOOM BY,SHAYLIE HAMILTON

In youth's tender bloom, we start to rise, Through days of innocence, under azure skies. With every step, a world anew we meet, As time unfurls its tapestry complete.

In childhood's grasp, we danced with glee, Through fields of dreams, wild and free. Each moment a treasure, each laughter a song, In the symphony of innocence, we belong.

Yet as seasons change, so too do we… Read more

Hello all of WJE most of you may know me but I’m for you people who don’t I am Jassy I left because I did some fucked up shit and I feel bad about it and I just wanted to come on here and say sorry to all the people I have wronged. Charlie I am so sorry for lying to you I was not in the right state of mind at that time and I know you are probably still mad at me and i understand. Amy I am sorry for bullying you about… Read more

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

Poll

Woah Ladies and gents This is the moment you've waited for BECAUSE THE WINNER IS: TOAST!!! Congrats to every competetor!

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

Happy valentines day, or the day where us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow. BEWARE US, I SAY, BEWARE US MWAHAHAHAHAHA (i had to steal ur line, madi, sorry)

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

Alright guys I went on hiatus because I needed to lay low for a while, but I'm officially "back" now. I might not be on every single day, and sometimes I'll be here all day. Just letting you know.

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

anyways guys im always on here, like i check the site every like five minutes so pls talk w me