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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Dear arlet Hey, just wanna say sorry. Like genuinely, I just joke way to much and if I ever go overboard again tell me pls. And ngl a genuine apology is rare from me. This might actually be my first soo

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

do you guys ever feel like you’re a dissapointkent and that your parents fucking hate you? maybe it makes sense my parents beat me... i wanna kill muself

I'd like to make a YouTube video about worst jokes ever. It will be about all of the controversies, lore, and information. If you want to help, please comment under here if you want to help me out :). Please only post histories of important controversies, users, etc. Unhelpful comments will not be tolerated! Thanks

Lemme tell you a little bit about myself. See, the REGULAR RapBoat is a pussy wigger. I’m RapBoat’s ANGRY SIDE, the most ruthless motherfucker you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting. So just stay the fuck outta my way unless you want a mental and emotional stripping.

this summer we lost a lot of important people, like our moderator and savior jake, wade aka the greatest person i’ve ever met, and so much more. i know it’s summer and it’s dead but hopefully wade will come back. i love you wade sincerely, your best friend

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

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Today will probably be my last day on this site, on top of it being absolutely dead I think it’s finally time I said goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. We had lots of highs but also a lot of lows, but every community does. I know I didn’t get along with everyone and some of us constantly fought or waged war but if I ever wronged you I hope you can forgive me, I don’t want to have an… Read more

You ever say something normal and everyone else thinks it means something else?