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i had my edgenuity assignment open and it would lock my answers even if i wasn't done and my math teacher told me to not be on my computer so i listen and i worked on the notes with the class mid way through them he tells me to put my computer away and it's already almost dead so i tell him i'm working and i don't got to since my assignments open so he forces my computer shut and sends me to the office but i didn't go and finished my assignment so yeah now i'm in ISS (In School Suspension).

eh lifes midd rn hm maybe I should talk to my gf oh wait I forgot I found her cheating on me with my friends even after dating her for over 1 year then telling me she was lonely and he was there saying he had what I didn't and still being with him but begging me for forgiveness so who's ready to welcome another single buddy 🙂

Litmus test to detect nazis:

Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

Bro whoever is pretending to be opal and telling people that I have a girlfriend, stop because I didn't even post that on instagram

Guys today was my first day of school i just hate it i want it to go back to the same thing it was last year, it's gonna take a lot of time getting used to school now, i even got seperated from my friends Yuri and Chadette. I miss 2023, and 2022 and 2021, i would do nearly anything to go back, LITERALLY ALMOST ANYTHING

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

you guys are pathetic pussies talking to a random ass person online not even knowing them let alone you guys trust them think about it you could be talking to a 50 yr old man not even knowing how stupid

blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)

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