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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

English: I'm new of this plattform, but on SchlechteWitze.com, I'm all days on that plattform 😅 I'm speak German

Deutsch (german) Ich bin neu auf dieser Seite, doch auf SchlechteWitze.com bin ich täglich dort. 😅 Deutsch ist meine Muttersprache

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

My school did a bunch today. It was spirit day so 6th grade was told to wear red 7th grade blue and 8th grade white. 6th grade band and 8th grade choir preformed for some 5th graders who were touring the school, but the choir kinda sucked and I also missed most of my social studies class because of that. We also had a rally so everybody was screaming at the top of their longs and my head and ears hurt now but that was fun.

Guys, I won't be online much after school for a few days because of family issues but I will if I have any time during school.

Dancing Delilah💕5 days ago Try abeedesk

blach665 days ago What the code?

THE PIZZA 4.05 days ago cutting

Bro im not on for like 3 days and im already out of the fucking group like wow thxs im with stupid

How is there like 30 more posts in like the 1 hour I finally stoped checking what is your guys’ day like to all be on at the same time

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more