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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

GUYS SO MANY PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS SUMMER AND IT'S SO SAD!!!!! im not leaving though i have nothing to do this summer, and my summer break is kinda short so like ill be on all the time, maybe ill be on a LITTLE less because my family is gonna go on a three week trip sometime this summer, i WILL and AM GOING TO be on this whole summer and throughout next year if i try, i will try next year but i have a college entrance exam i have been studying for my entire life and in my country it basically... shows the college you go to and how you're gonna live the rest of your life. ily pooks dw im not gonna leave <3333

i'm probably gonna go on not at night (well night for me) anymore because my eye bag are so bad and i need to focus in school because we have college entrance exams soon and if i bomb those im gonna fucking kms- bye lolz

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

man my new schedule sucks.. my 7th period is career and college exploration but in a spanish class.. at this rate imma just switch my schedule to spanish. mf put me in the back of the classroom doing nothing.

My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since she’s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isn’t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

Pogs story about punching is cap, check memes to see here's a link as well to the photo he used

https://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/winston-salem-state-qb-rudy-johnson-black-eye/211149

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more