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Happy valentines day, or the day where us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow. BEWARE US, I SAY, BEWARE US MWAHAHAHAHAHA (i had to steal ur line, madi, sorry)

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Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.

don’t ask, i was bored okay?

im starting a competition to see who can make the most disturbing/cursed ai art post them in the comments

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Ok guys I'm bored so, Nominate a person to be the best person of wje! Rules: Cant nominate yourself. Cant nominate me Each person can only be nominated once. I will make a pole and the last person surviving is just better than the best :/

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When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!

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It sucks when people spam the chat to make the number comments up to 1000, so nobody can use it. If you do that, Fuck you.

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Hi guys,

I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.

It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more