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Yo Matt can I please explain what happened :D It was not a great day for me yesterday so I was kind of pissed, I also said the n word once. I admit I use strong language. I will dial it back a bit ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade

Okay I know that there will be at least 3 people who will end up saying in the comments of this post "Shut the fuck up" or "Go kill yourself". But here's what I wanted to say:

If you're ever feeling like you want to commit suicide, just know that there are people there for you. There are people you can talk to. There are people who can and want to help you. If you're feeling like that's the only way out, YOU'RE โ€ฆ Read more

Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!

we should create a public account that has a public password and a public name so anyone on the site can sign into it at any time theres the name and password below

name: public account

password:publicaccount

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yโ€ฆ Read more

i know everyone and everything about the website. Ask me anything. I can tell you about alt accounts, or the truth about events on WJE

after my situation that went down, i keep constantly bugging people ik to talk to and call me and i wanna give them their space but then i get more sad and overthink, what can i do to help distract and isolate myself while being in a good mood?

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"