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flappy pookie wookie bear it’s 1:43 am and all i can think about is kanye and you

God why is trump so fucking hot like oh my god please jsut give me a chance please hes so fucking god everytime i see him i wasnt to cry cuz of how hot he is hjoly shit i want him to fuck me so back please jsut give me a chance sir please just one chance hes so hot oh my god plea i dont think this is a joke anymore like hes genuinley sp fucking hot i need him please just give me one chance and make him real please he… Read more

Im With Stupid 1 minute ago haha it seems my ties of middle school and elementry has passed , and it seems i may be possibly be going to a bloody hell of a highschool , or maybe have the next best / good/ or so years of my life , It seems it is also my last day of school , i will Try being online during the summer , im not 100% sure . Now i will enchant a list of my fellow friends tht made this site fun.

1. Jake , m… Read more

Hi my name is Amelia and I am new to this website so if y'all can introduce y'all selves that would be great thanks.

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

Chat, I'm expelled. I can try to prove next year, second semester I can come back. Err.... otherwise I'm getting set up online.

Poll

Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

Exercise number one: try to touch both your elbows to your bellow button. Send pictures so Wade can judge your form.

Online the rest of the year and going to the next school bored meeting to try nd not get expelled I just LOVE what rumors can do.πŸ‘