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Hey guys I am Trixie but my real name is Macy but only my friends call me Macy. I did my bio already so you can have a little info on me. I am so glad to be here I hope y'all will enjoy my company as much I would like to enjoy yours. My friend Luiz showed me this site so I hope you don't mind that I stay on here and get to know y'all more. <33

Toast I am so sorry i was trying to cheat on you it was very fcuked up of me i know i screwed u over big time and if i hurted you then i truly am sorry i know its too late since it had already happen but if i can go back in time and aplogize then i would i hope you know that u deserve better than me and i hope you can find someone 100x times better than me and wade i am sorry as well.

Hi @matt, there's a user named @rapboat who's been absolutely trolling the absolute shit out of this fucking website. I am wondering if you can permanentley ban him, and ban all his alternative accounts, such as @rapboat2, @rapboat3, and @rapboat4, and @cheeseburger. Here is why I think he should be perma banned: -He has doxxed many users: He has sent photos and posted photos of may people without their permission s… Read more

Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

I gave Seth my password. I told her she can post memes and jokes on my account with permission, and browse with it. Just a heads up if you think the memes are different or something

Anyone cool on 🥰 I'm going to fund all my money into science so I can by 3 cat girls

Yes I over reacted and yes it was stupid of me but get this y'all have parents to come home to everyday You have people to say goodnight to people who love and care for you at least you have a mom. My mom was my best friend and the last words i told her was when are u coming home and 1 minute later she got into an accident and didn't surive you don't know how it feels to cry your self to sleep and let yourself know i… Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

eli, hope you see this b4 yk posts get spammed over nd shit nd js see it in genral. first I feel bad for keeping ya up so late. Sorry :< hopein you're not grounded for long, weekend'll be hell with my routine broken. Good luck though, hopefully we can talk

Honestly I get pissed almost every time I get on this site, so once Eli is ungrounded or I can talk to him not through here I'm takin a break for a week then I'll be on less. unless the feeling improves then I'll js, scratch this post.

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Guys, Im thinking about calling in sick trmw but I cant decide. should I? if you can please give valid pros+cons, I made a listt but the pros and cons are equal.. please and thankyou