Canning Community

hey guys, MASSIVE vexbolts unfollowing on 11:59 PM Dec 31st (his TT, insta, etc). the "Let him cook now" meme fell off, so we're keeping him LOW in 2024, cs we needa TAPE his mouth shut so he can hopefully stfu. copy this msg & spread the word so he will hopefully FADE away! (also let's bring the BOP house into 2025 so it'll make him mad)

Ik I'm off and on, on this website but from what I have heard this is falling to shit so I just hope that we can all find our heads and get our shit together. I'm not trying to be mean I'm just telling yall what should and needs to happen if we want this website to work out.

Yall stay safe out there <33

Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!

My school blocked the site on my computer and I have been rlly busy with school so I’ll be on if I can if not idk ok byeeee

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2. Meme Usage: Excessive meme usage in the community is discouraged . Memes should be shared in the designated section Repeated violations will result in warnings, with up Five warnings given depending on the se… Read more

someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

I’ve heard a lot of things about this website, good and bad and I wanted to clear some stuff up. First off, “Opal” the person I’ve been talking to thought it would be smart to fake being me to help me out. Unfortunately this has made it worse. I have been put in a significantly worse position than before. But I’m not going to get into what those things are. Second off, Opal is a bad person for faking her identity b… Read more

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more