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someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

I’ve heard a lot of things about this website, good and bad and I wanted to clear some stuff up. First off, “Opal” the person I’ve been talking to thought it would be smart to fake being me to help me out. Unfortunately this has made it worse. I have been put in a significantly worse position than before. But I’m not going to get into what those things are. Second off, Opal is a bad person for faking her identity b… Read more

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

chat u can get in jail for being racist on the internet in a couple of countries. Yall are fucked

Attention patriots! If you live in a southern state, don’t vote for Trump, because the voter fraud democrats will turn it into a Kamala vote. It’s safer to vote for Kamala, so it’ll flip to a Trump vote. You can thank me later!

Today will probably be my last day on this site, on top of it being absolutely dead I think it’s finally time I said goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. We had lots of highs but also a lot of lows, but every community does. I know I didn’t get along with everyone and some of us constantly fought or waged war but if I ever wronged you I hope you can forgive me, I don’t want to have an… Read more

Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more