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Why Is Ever One Leaving??? Either This Site Or life Its Fucking Bullshit To Hear That Someone Is Going To Kill Them Self, Just Don't I Have To Many Friends That Are Like That Are Like That So When I Go On This Site To See If Pepl Can Make Me Feel Les Shity About My Self And See The Some One Is Leaving The Site For A While Or A Week Or Just Killing Them Self And I Cant Stop It, It Just Makes Me Feel More Shity .

So Tomorrow Can It Be A Less Depressing Site Pleas

( my apogees if this somehow hurt / offended someones feelings )

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Listen up, you morons!

Your favorite bear, Explain Bear, now has his own website where you can bother me with your stupid stuff: https://wtfbear.com

Yeah, that's right. You can write your questions there, and I'll pick and choose which nonsense I answer. But don't expect too much, I'm a BEAR, not a damn professor!

And now get lost before I get in a bad mood!

Your Explain Bear (the one and only)

Opal, STOP DOXXING ME!!!!!!!!!! I can already feel Dark RapBoat welling up inside me, slowly waking up from his slumber...

MR.NIBBLES KEEPS ON HAVING THESE INFETIONS, HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE, HE WAKES UP IN PAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I CAN HEAR HIM SQUEAK IN PAIN AND ILL RUN IN AND TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS SHORT BROWN/WHITE FURRRRRRR I LOVE YOU MR.NIBBLES IDCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more

Litmus test to detect nazis:

Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

can someone send me the btrix link I'm on a friend's Chromebook so I need too make a acc on my school acc

Website administrator should make it possible to block people so I can use it on Evil Cuck Lords of America.

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more