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RIDDLE TIME! JAKE U BETTER GET GUESSING What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? and jake pls dont be mad at me

im bk for a second to update yall that the reason im sick is apparently i have a massive spider bite that can eat flesh sooo

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

I missed one day of guitar and apparently now I have to perform something for the whole class tomorrow. Anyone know a song I can fully learn and perfect within the next 3 hours?

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

Here are some things that Dancer's say that sound really weird to non dancers:

"Just a minute, I need to break my shoes."

"Can you re-mark my legs?"

"My best point area is at the 8th position"

"Have two left feet"

"Box it girls"

"Pull you're core's tight"

"Push the wings"

If you know what they mean, you either are a dancer or know a dancer.

Note about the Report Button: "Report" reports, but since there are Several thousands of "Reports" the dev can't just see through the chaos i think. I just delete things that are disgusting or something like that, but if u can't do that, u can use the "Report" button to hide things for ur self.

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Hey Ashton Parkes, can you post a pic of ur face for me, I'll show you something too...

the worst pain ever in school is tryna hold back a cough and when u cough it feels like u havta cough forever and then y legit start crying to u can hold the cough back

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

A guy in camouflage stole my wheelchair. So I went on Instagram and said, to the guy in camouflage who stole my wheelchair, you can hide but you can"t run!