Came back Community

took a break from this site for a few days.. came back and now im gonna need unsee juice

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!