Bringing Community
GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more
Gm my loveable idiots today is gonna be a god day for me bc i have my dance and dont have school tmr so im staying the nights at a friends but i will not be on over the weekend because i am not able to bring my chromebook to my moms until my grades are all passing
*Sigh* reading posts from the time Hailey, Jake, and all the OGs brings tears to my eyes. I miss all the sane people who were here.
GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang… Read more
GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more
GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more
GENESIS 15 The Lord’s Covenant With Abram 1After this, the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision: “Do not be afraid, Abram. I am your shield, your very great reward.” 2But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless and the one who will inherit my estate is Eliezer of Damascus?” 3And Abram said, “You have given me no children; so a servant in my household will be my heir.” 4Then th… Read more
Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more
Im sorry guys i wont be online anymore, in fact i might delete my account. Its just i learned something shocking in a zoom call and i just cant bring myself to do this anymore, bye;
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more
GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more
when im sroling throug the park and see names carved in trees i dont find it cute or romantic i find it weired how many people bring wepons on dates