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Not that the four people online or most of you at all give a shit but two announcements. One being I am finally going to be moving out of an abusive situation and two (for unrelated reasons) I will be on hiatus for a little while so I can get over some shit. Said hiatus will start at 7:30 pm my time

Yo mama so ugly, when she was being robbed, the burglar took off his mask and made HER wear it.

TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.

Hallö Matthias^^

here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this o… Read more

It’s come to my attention some of my buddy chum pals are noticing I’ve been acting “off” lately, just wanted to say don’t worry, I’m FINE. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, Ima be on less cause of irl issues, ya boi doesn’t wanna be shipped off to Military School. And other shit. Because life. Don’t worry I’m not leaving, you’re not losing me, I’ll just be on less. I’ll try to be in daily, but less. I’ll ch… Read more

These idiotic 6th graders are being so damn annoying. They keep saying things like “cheese and baloney”. And they keep trying to hug me. I don’t even know who the hell they are.

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

There are too many bots on this website using Newspeak and ebonics (basically the same thing). Someone is programming bots to mind condition users by using slang such as "fr fr" "no cap" "ong" "bruh" "bussin" "skibidi toilet" "gyat" "rizz" being the most common.

Quick Announcement: If you ever get mad at me, call me names, insult me cuz ur mad, just know..You’re wasting your time and I truly don’t give a shit. One less person’s opinions I gotta give a fuck about. There’s certain people on here I care for and others I literally don’t give a shit about. BP drained all the “care” and “empathy” out of my online self. I’m more likely to roast someone nowadays than comfort them for being suicidal for the 5th time that week. Those of you I respect and chill with, you guys are awesome and you’re the best online friends I could ask for. Alr bye.

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