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@matt a while back (long long time ago and a deleted acc) I suggested, that post makers should be able to mute users from talking in the comments of there posts? You said maybe. It there any chance we could get it??? It would really help with dealing with annoying ppl, anons and ppl who we grossly dislike, thanks pookie

Hey yall i won't be on for some time because Wje is blocked at my school this isn't a good bye ill be back on wje i swear ill try and get ungrounded to get a phone please for the love of god keep this site alive i wanna be able to hear from all yall again thank u Hyphen Dap me up Yugi Ame Cosmo Jkw scooter mia bomb the bombing opal etc for giving me the most enjoyable part of my life so far i hope to see all when i get back 😆

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

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Should teachers be able to carry guns during school or school shootings? if yes please explain why in the way you believe.

you’re my everything man. i loved you so much but at the same time i felt like i couldn’t. so much i hurt you. im sorry for you and im sorry for what i did. i truly am. and i know you won’t be able to forgive me but i just wanted to say that i love you and that i wanna be friends again. or not. whatever the fuck you wanna do. all you need to know is that i really thought you wouldn’t do this to me man. everything i did was wrong i know. i hurt you to a point to where you’re probably numb and laying in your bed thinking about how betrayed you feel by me. and you deserve to feel that way 100% but i really wanna resolve this man. i truly mean it.

I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

Internet safety tip: When you take a screenshot, it captures your reflection on the screen. That means people may be able to see your face when you post screenshots online. Stay safe out there folks.

@Matt, if I wanted to unregister my account, what would be the consequences and how would I do it? Also, would I be able to make new accounts in the future? There are a few of my accs I want to unregister. I want to leave the site due to people being extremely toxic including Wade and Amyy Thankyou, El

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

***IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS ON THAT POST. MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS***

https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65e1f5e16dfbf9f368e8bf99

char my computer is dead i wont be able to talk for awhile also yes ik ur in band

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

hey, its me. i just wanted to tell you all some updates. first off i am going on take a break on this website for a while, probably until next monday. i have an actual life and i have a friend group. we cant all be on wje 24/7 i need to get good grades as well. second off i have had a serious mental health decline, not bc of this website its bc of shit at home. i need a break and this website isnt rlly helping. thir… Read more

Hi guys, I know nobody asked but I’ll still say this anyways. I’m going to enter one of the hardest phases of my education soon so I’ll have to start studying more and getting to sleep earlier than I do. This means that I won’t be able to come on here frequently. Maybe on weekends I could come back on WJE but by the end of June I doubt I’d ever come back. Cheerio mates and have fun

Js wanted to tell yall I wont be able to be on at night since I have to sleep in my mums room bcuz my uncles comin over.

"Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss."

- Lovely Perv. 6-7 months ago.

I won't be on over the summer because my dad is taking my computer. But I may be able to get into my account from my ipad. But if I am not able to I will probably be on in a few months.