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Ask me random shit and talk about random shit, random questions, I got shit I got to do for like 30 minutes but I’ll look at the shit when I get back, could be anything rlly.

Are we just sponsoring ourselves now? and if so I don't have a YT channel but if you like to bully my brother just ask for his channel and I will gladly let you bully him :>

May, here’s your explanation. Jake, please don’t delete until she’s seen it because she asked for it and I’m just answering, truthfully. It took a while to write out so if u delete it I will be mad.

This post goes to the people who keep making posts on the german site asking if we like Hitler. Please stop doing this! It is just annoying! Just because we are german does NOT mean we like Hitler!

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What do you call it when you ask your friend if they have something and they say they don't have it but because they said they didn't have it you believe that they do have it even more

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Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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@im with stupid , I told my mom abt you. she asked who you were LXMO she accepts you though!! ANDDD your eyes are so pretty.

GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more

guys the coolest thing ever happened. my mom showed me chat gpt because i ask her what it is because i saw it on this site and she tell me how to use it and now i can cheat on my homework and get A +

My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since she’s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isn’t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story

❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

I asked my dad If I could have money for coke. He gave me $500 and I said I meant Coca-Cola.