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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

Does anyone have any cool poems? Abt love, depression, or whatever might be on ur mind.

dose anyone else tare the haribo twin snake gummies n half and eat the better side first

dose anyone else threaten their friends with spamming the chat or is that just a me thing

Holy fuck you people don't even have social skills on the INTERNET. You clog the website with "WHO'S ON RIGHT NOW? HEY ANYONE WANT TO TALK? WHO'S THERE?" and never say FUCKING ANYTHING BUT HI OR HOW ARE YOU AND CAN'T SPEAK PAST THAT ARRRRRRGH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU