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IL BLOO UP INNO SMEETHRENES AND SPOO MA TINY SMPONY ALL UPNDOMN A CITE ST WHILE TRYNA PUTMY MINDIN E’S LIKE FINISHING THIS MOLEDY THIS FEELS LIKE A NESSACERY

You a parking ticket cuz' you got fine written all over you ;) (i just wanted to say that, hi)

What’s so funny about «Yo mama jokes» ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Have read many of them, NOT FR*CKING FUNNY AT ALL!😡😡😡😡😡

I LIKE TO LICK ALL YO’S DICK SO ILL BE SICK WHAT THE FRICK?

AND I LICK ASS I WEIGHT A TON O’MASS I DONT TOUCH GRASS AND WHAT IS BRASS

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My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

Is this a good song? (I wrote it)

It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this

Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady

Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn

Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more

GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more

GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more

i'm with stupid, if you're getting mad because people are calling you gay then stop engaging with them. They're going to keep getting under your skin because you keep responding. It's also the internet, more specifically, worst jokes ever. No one is going to be nice on this website. Stop acting like a sissy. Stop calling for matt to fix all your problems. Grow up.

Well I’m leaving state for spring break on Sunday so see you all next weekend I think goodbye