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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.

What if when Gandalf said “Flee you fools” in the fellowship at the bridge of Khazad Dûm in Moria he actually meant “Fly you fools” so they shall use the great eagles to get to Mordor?

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

8 people online and only like 3 are actually talking mental

CHAT THIS IS ACTUALLY ME IM ON CALEYS ALT AKA THE ONE W STARS AND RED BANNERS , I CHANGED PASSWORD , SIGN EVERY 1 OUT , AND ETC THIS IS NOW MINE , WILL CONFIRM ON MAIN ACC!

Anyone believing Amy's bullshit and hows shes acting it's not true, he's not suicidal as you all know Amy just LOVES to spread rumors and be a clone of Emily I have clarification of what he actually said and we all know shes just a pissy bitch so <3

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

guys i have to only be on at school, and because it's the end of the year i might just not be on at all by the end and im so sorry for hurting you guys so i have messages for everyone i remember :DDDDD jake, thank you so much for being an amazing moderator and helping me out whenever i needed it sah, thank you for being an amazing listener and just an amazing and extremely kind person ethan IWS, thank you so much … Read more

Is anybody going to the eclipse tomorrow? I wasn’t going at first but it turns out my girlfriend’s mom actual likes me and is going to pick me up.

leave toast and ry be because its their relationship and if ry is what she seems like everyone is describing then she is what she is and toast doesnt deserve all this hate, also theres a thing called mental health and it might be affected if yall keep fucking harassing rylee. shes literally 13, shes not a slut, shes not a whore, and shes just in an online relationship. you guys are so repetitive and so annoying about… Read more

Aye if anyone actually exists on this site talk to me cuz I’ll probably never be back for like another year

2 years ago this site was filled with nothing but fags

If you're an "anon stalker" who is insulting me and Jake and others and is scared to say the shit to my face on your main, it shows how weak and fragile you are. I dare you to say the shit you say on your "anon stalker" accounts to my face. Because you guys are actually pathetic lowlifes if you do this. (But besides these people I love you all <3333)