whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.