Collectible card jokes

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.