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Cold Memes

God Pt.2

Cold war

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Oh a hot day
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with a cold war
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M3ME G0D

A meme for guys

Why my hand is in my pocket
There's something in there
My hands are cold
I need to adjust

Heroin Monkey

yall ever just take a cold shower in the
dark on all fours and groan
pleasurably pretending you're a wet
rhino on the african savannah during
the first rain in years

Manga fan

Relatable

S
me searching a cool vídeo
to watch while eating
my food
getting cold
AIS
@potkan3000

Nugget

Nugget does not like the cold nuggets

Cold
nagget's
Woah.
This is worthless!

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Heroin Monkey

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You know it's cold outside when you go
outside and it's cold.
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ur mommy

imagine having a mom

To Mom:
I'm hungry...
I'm cold...
I'm hot...
Can I have...
I want to watch...
Where are you?
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me...
He hurt me...
She hurt me...
I want to go there...
When are we...?
Why are we...?
Why can't we?
To Dad:
Where's Mom?

Daddy dick

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

UTAH: SHOULD I WALK
TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?
EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S
THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!

deez man

Doctor: don't worry kid, it' just a mild cold
My hospital room next day:

ur momy

imagine having a mom

To Mom:
I'm hungry...
I'm cold...
I'm hot...
Can I have...
I want to watch...
Where are you?
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me...
He hurt me...
She hurt me....
I want to go there...
When are we...?
Why are we...?
Why can't we?
To Dad:
Where's Mom?

GG Miller

i'll be the minion on the right

To Mom: To Dad:
I'm hungry...
I'm cold...
I'm hot...
Can I have...
I want to watch...
Where are you?
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me...
He hurt me...
She hurt me...
I want to go there...
When are we...?
Why are we...?
Why can't we?
Where's Mom?

Heroin Monkey

Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing
My brain:
stoned cold steve austin

tabs1528

Napoleon
Hitler
thinking it's not
gonna be that cold
Me,
going out
without my
jacket

RapBoat

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: *passing a
football in heaven*
Pop: Wow it's cold I should get my DIOR
DIOR jacket
Juice: Nah bro! All girls are the same!
*Juice WRLD overthrows and hits a man*
Juice: Pass the ball bro!
*A man turns around*
OJ Simpson: got room for one more?

Heroin Monkey

The fire is going cold
f@DrawtismArt
av
can you drop a log
on it please?
umm.
...okay?
@draw_tism
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