Clown suit jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Why did the priest buy a clown suit?

Because the old one had blood all over it.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD