Clown suit

Clown suit jokes

Pedophile

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Priest

Why did the priest buy a clown suit?

Because the old one had blood all over it.

Clown

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Clown

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

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  • Rape

    We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

    Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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  • Emo

    What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

    Dress up as a piñata!

    Glove

    My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."