Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
