Class jokes

Teacher

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.

Friend

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Hola, my name is Jose

A meme featuring a man's face peering through a window with the text "Walking past a class that your friend is in."

Class memes

Expulsion

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Math question

Bye · 6 years ago

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

Chocolate

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Teacher

Malia Mills · 3 years ago

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

Year

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a teacher making a statement about a bad class, followed by a picture of a group of fish characters with unimpressed expressions from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.

Lawsuit

Anonymous · 2 years ago

nO WaY

A screenshot of a Google search result snippet for a news article. The headline states, "Merrill Lynch agrees to pay nearly $20 million to settle class action racial discrimination lawsuit." Additional text in the snippet confirms this, noting that Merrill Lynch has agreed to the settlement in a lawsuit accusing the Wall Street brokerage of racial discrimination. The snippet indicates the information is from El Paso Inc. and was posted three days ago.

Student

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

The dnd person in the back of the class

A person with glasses looking directly at the camera, bathed in a red light. The text says: "are you lost babygirl?"

Emergency

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.

Real Estate

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

Passenger

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a blurry, low-resolution frame of a man in a hat running or falling, combined with the text "Class is canceled because the math teacher got hit by a nuke" and "The math teacher:".

Photo

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥

A handwritten note on lined paper says "the cool kid Simeon" with a heart drawn next to the name.

Time

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Teacher

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A meme featuring Shrek with a slightly disgusted and amused face, captioned: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."

Snitch

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

School Shooter

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Furry

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.

Mr Krabs

Smexy Baka · 4 years ago

idk

The image shows a blurred cartoon of Mr. Krabs, a red crab character from Spongebob Squarepants, looking panicked and stressed. The text above him says, "Me: when I do a presatation in front of my class".

Class memes

Community talk

Kohaku

9 days ago

People are annoying. Like my class rn is the end of humanity

Cosmo idk

18 days ago

college would be fun they said... it'll be the highest point of your life they said then explain to me why my parents are fucking trying to control the hell out of me even though I'm passing my classes.

Vulnerable Munia

1 month ago

im traumatized from smthn today over some rlly crazy shi that made almost my entire class leave the room. also like we had to call police. i love public schools

Community