Chad Wolf jokes

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.