Brighten jokes

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?

You brighten my day.

Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

The happier they get, the less they see.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...