BoyWithUke jokes

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.