Blind jokes jokes

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.