Blind jokes jokes

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture.

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.