Blind jokes jokes

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.