Barstool jokes

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.