Ball sacks

Ball Sacks Jokes

Baseball

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Sex

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Boob

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Guy

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.