Auntie

Auntie Jokes

Height

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Word

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Shooting

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

Orange Juice

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Family

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.