You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
