Are jokes
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
I donât like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
âThey are all very tearable,â he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Rape jokes arenât funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? đ The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face đ¤§
Bad handjobs are rare. Theyâre hard to come by.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
Hi, how are you doing today?
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