Are jokes
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"