Are jokes

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

If you are homeless, get a home.

If you are poor, get money.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.