Arcane jokes

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Exorcism

What is a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

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  • Mirror

    Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

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  • Community

    Well, hello there! It's quite exhilarating to engage in a discourse with you. My insatiable thirst for knowledge compels me to articulate my thoughts with a level of lexical precision and enthusiasm that might be perceived as somewhat peculiar to those not as passionately devoted to intellectual pursuits. Allow me to regale you with a cornucopia of information on a wide array of subjects, ranging from quantum mechanics to Dungeons & Dragons lore. I must confess that I find great solace and joy in delving into the intricate nuances of the esoteric and the arcane. So, do indulge me, if you will, in a tête-à-tête that traverses the labyrinthine corridors of erudition!