Apple Watch jokes

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.