Apple Watch jokes

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

"You better watch it!"

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!