New Anu Jokes

Daddy wheres my anus

Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help

so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus

uranus is pranouced ur anus

My Anus smells

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

So here’s Uranus where’s my anus

Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus

When u split Uranus in half is ur-anus. That's why it's has a buts joke. Weird

Uranus Ur anus your anus anus is what's in between your two buttocks

stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"